Don't tell me you don't know what fat pants are! They're the pants or shorts you wear when Ole Mother Nature calls on you and the only relief to the bloating discomfort (besides an entire bottle of Pamprin) are your reliable fat pants. They have an elastic waistband and they can either be stretched up over or worn comfortably underneath your bloated belly. Yes...today I am grateful for my fat pants and the creator of elastic.
Perhaps after my 4:00 conference call, I shall pen a short, sweet ode to my fat pants.
But wait, after my call, I have to start dinner...and then pick up the baby from day care...and then finish making dinner...and then feed everyone...and then take the baby for a walk (hoping not to run into neighbors because I'll be wearing my fat pants)...and then bathe the baby...and then finish working after she's in bed.
Okay, no time for ode penning...this blog will have to do. Thank you, fat pants, thank you!
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